LOWE Engineers Public Relations Department felt it was necessary to issue a statement reassuring everyone that they are not in any way associated with the Zebra prank at Emory University, nor have they ever transported any zebras from or to Atlanta, yet.
Although Lowe Engineers’ motto is “we earn our stripes” and all their trucks and surveying boats are painted mimicking zebras stripes, and they have become a sponsor of the baby zebra “EVIDENCE”, any connection with the prank at Emory is denied.
Lowe Engineers CEO stated:
“For the record: It is purely coincidental that we love Zebras and several of us graduated from Emory. REALLY we would never do such a thing”.
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